There are no sexual connotations to this post - we really did go for a wet walk in the bush. New Zealand bush is stunning. It is green and dense, studded with ferns and, on many occasions, dripping wet.
Whenever we go away we take it in turns to plan the trips. We have a sort of 'joke' about how this pans out. When I'm in charge this usually involves a brief stroll in the sunshine followed by food and wine. When Him Outdoors is the master planner we slog up a hill to the middle of nowhere in the pouring rain. This would be one of his tours, then. 'There's a fantastic view on a clear day, I promise!'
But at least everyone takes out whatever they took in.