Death and Red Wine

We have had pantry moths. They get into the flour, and the herbs and spices, and the nuts, and all sorts of other things. They are very difficult to eradicate. To remove them all involves setting traps; throwing out all contaminated foodstuffs; freezing containers; removing everything from the pantry and wiping down all surfaces. It's really time-consuming and annoying. I asked Him Outdoors to do it while I was a t work. He wrote himself a reminder, which he stuck to the pantry door.

And clearly he achieved his mission, because when I returned from work, I was greeted by this reassuring sticker on the pantry door.

So we celebrated in the time-honoured tradition of pantry-month extermination with a glass of red drunk from 'tipsy wine glasses'.